Comedians Are Lovable A**holes

cyn·i·cism

ˈsinəˌsizəm/

noun

1. 1. 

   an inclination to believe that people are motivated purely by self-interest; skepticism.

   "public cynicism about politics"

   
   

   
   

   Wouldn't cynicism be a verb? It's a thing a person does... right? You can't pick up cynicism with your hands. You just know it when you see it and kind of hate it. Now a cynic is a person. Some people from our group attended the Laugh Factory a few days, it was maybe the third or fourth show I have ever seen and possibly the worst. There was one girl that was actually pretty funny, and a Pussycat Doll showed up for a quick set because of a dare or something like that. But the rest of the guys were talking about real things. Too real. Here's the thing, why would you bring up so controversial in front of people when you are well aware that they can't really respond or defend their opinions. The comedians were talking at us instead of talking about things that were actually funny. We all get it... Trump can be a brat, politics piss people off, terrorism is sad, and LA has bad traffic. WE. GET. IT. One comedian stood up there and talked about abortion for like 10 minutes and the only ones laughing were the guys. Or some of the girls when they were so uncomfortable they didn't know what to do. (That was me.) 

   
   

   Guys, if a girl has your kid keep in mind it's like shitting out a cantaloupe. For a few hours. 

   Also, if a girl has your kid, maybe be a good dad? 

   Just a suggestion. 

   Okay, I'm done. 

   
   

   So anyway, comedians at the laugh factory are pretty notorious for picking on audience members. Totally fine. If you bought your ticket and walked through the door you knew exactly what you were getting yourself into. But one of the hosts we had was obnoxious and difficult to play along with because he was being an ass. Making fun a people's appearances, names, relationships, and heritage (over and over) gets old and one of these days some one is going to throw a shoe at him. He'd probably like it, actually. 

   
   

   Throw a tampon at him. He'd be grossed out. And then probably make fun of women for having periods. 

   I don't think I've heard more sexist remarks than I have in the laugh factory. Will Ferrel movies not included in that statement.