You Haven't Lived Until You've Read 1 Star Yelp Reviews About National Parks

Mount Rainier National Park
“This place was the worst!!! I’m not saying it wasn’t pretty, but it makes me remember an episode of the Cosby show where Vanessa is engaged to someone and Bill Cosby says that it was like a juicy piece of steak presented on a trash can lid. That’s what this place was. Mount Rainier served on a trash can lid.”

(What kind of caves have you *not* been dwelling, dude.) #missingout 

Thank you for your honesty. Don't go to Joshua Tree National Park, ya'll. 

Ranger Wiener must not be a cave man either.